Charlie or Charles Johnson

Bemutatkozás: 1) "I dig dope, and I dig sex"(fiction article, national men's mag, early 1970's, I do not do illegal dope in my state, and pot is illegal in my state)...............2) "big dicks are prime"(Beverly Morris, national men's mag, mid 70's-mid 80's)................1+2=3) don't make mine "too small"(said the St. Augustine, Florida 👙 beach bunny when we stripped down at her digs that night after a surf's up 3 to 6 feet semi-glassy day at Blowhole with sunny sky and warm temp, 1975-76) again(😠), don't make mine the "cute" length of the Doc Johnson 4" Naturals party gag dildo advertised online in the past as "the little guy, too cute, complete with his little balls" again(😠), don't make mine such a small length that girls here at xhamster said "your penis is pathetic," and "your penis is small, I'm going to go out and find a huge cock to suck, goodbye" again(😠)............I not gay, never have been, I have never had an std, and tested negative at a lab for AIDS and hepatitis, I didn't know they were going to check but I didn't care when I saw the results on the lab report, I did have mono, or mononucleosis, the kissing disease, in college in 1971............if anyone who knows me or who used to know me sees me here and visited here to look up people they might know to say to themselves they would never appear here like I am and that I must be out of my mind to be on here, now you have your minds in the gutter just as much as I do, so don't have a holier than thou attitude(😇) about me, I can be on here because I am still a bachelor, a guy who gets married might have a wife who won't let him join a porn site like this, I tell 'ya, there are alot of advantages belonging on this site that include for me a group of 350 friends in porn, cool............I have very thick hair and wear it long, I wore it to my waist in the 90's and tied it in a ponytail, I have never had it braided into a ponytail or pigtails, a braided ponytail is a sign of being in a social relationship, a kind of status symbol of letting people know you're getting laid, I never had a girlfriend in a social relationship to braid mine and I braid hers thus be in a unisex relationship, I shampoo and use conditioner with cheap grocery store products, buying a $20 dollar bottle of shampoo is not needed, spending that much would be just throwing money away.........